Friday, June 29, 2007

AHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM BACK! THANK YOU ALL FOR MISSING ME! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

14th june 2007
Enlistment day
Today's my big day!!! Enlisted starts today. Woke up with a heavy feeling with mama and papa came to fetch us to Pasir Ris later. Earlier before that nite, I had already packed my luggage.

Reached Pasir Ris and went BK for breakfast with mama and papa. Food is very good there! Especially breakfast. Even better than Mac to me. After that I had a tummy ache and had to go pangsai. Cursed the first floor auntie for cleaning at such a time in the morning (although can't blame her.) So I went 2nd floor toilet. After that came out and turn wrong direction walk inside girl toilet. KNN. FREAK LA! Want to walk outside den you know nowadays the toilet got one big cartoon picture of a punk boy and girl that says: "HIS" or "HERS" rite or not> den got to turn in and turn out. KNN i turn wrong place.

den after that walk to Bus interchange with Papa and mama. no wait, we went 7-11 first. knowing that i got severe flu in the morning, mama ask papa how? Den we went 7-11 get 3 packets of panadols for me.
-Panadol Cold
-Panadol Cold
-Panadol Extend for muscle and Joint Pain

den saw ah soon gugu and favor and their maid came to see me off!! Feel so touched! Surprised to see them there!! Cos ah soon gugu msg me the nite before say that they wont be coming.

They just came to see me off and not to attend the ceremony with us! Fell so touched! came all the way here just to see me off!!

den me and mama and papa went abpard the shuttle bus service that brings us to the ferry there and we took the ferry and we took the sily ship after going through a short custom check.

*Reached Pulau Tekong*
Huaqiang bro smsed me and wished me the best of luck. Waaaaaa!!!! i can still remember when he went in NS 2 years ago, I wished him luck too and he always remembered that and he smsed me!! Wooo!!

Brothers sia!!
After tat msg dear. and i switched off phone le. cos scared no battery. only brought 2 batteries inside cos say cannot bring charger in... zzz.. after tat mama and papa walked different way from me cos parents have to walk another direction from enlistees. den went to change IC to a green one.

Sian. i looked and see no one familiar but at the counter i saw that kentut bro Sufian!! OMG!! But he didnt know i was there cis he got some prob haf to go home i heard. can see all kinds of noob faces there. Piang! Still got 1 Indian dig nose o.o We were later usherd to go watch a video and a Sergeant Major lead us. POWER! He looked damn cool la. Commando somemore. GOt a red beret! plus got some beautiful badges and medals and even 1 from US Rangers.

hmm after that we went uditorium Hall to take the Swearing ceremony. were told by S.Major not to move. so when parents walked past and wave to us, we couldnt do anything.

when it was time to go for lunch, we stood 2 straight lies in the corridor and waited. papa and mama came and we followed the crowd to the canteen. Menu for lunch=chicken rice. except they served chicken thigh. it would have been a nice meal, if not for the fact that i didnt really feel like eating anything at that moment.

we were seperated after lunch. papa and mama went home whle the rest of the enlistees were divided into sections and platoons. i was put into company P. P for Pegasus.

den we went to take a big black luggage which contains our army clothes, helm, PT attire, boots, etc. we also took field bag which contains our "chiong sua" items.

did checking on them. by the time we finished, it was already near evening. and we went to our bunks to unpack everything and change to our Admin attire, which is a PT shorts(ver short) and brown t-shirt which as athe saf logo and the word "army" at the back.

Time or dinner! food's quite nice there and after that... time for... CUT HAIR!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

BOTAK AR! when they shave ur hair rite, the feeling of the hair dropping on ur shoulders very ticklish. ahahahahah! was turning around looking for a familiar face so i can talk to and thats when i realised everyone here has the same botak head and all the china look the same , the Melayu all look the same and all the mama look the same! AHHHHHHHHHHHH.

i walked back to bunk alone and after that we were asked to go down to assembly area where we had to listen to our Routine Orders. given our nite snack and went to slp at 10.30pm.

shower time! basket got 8 cubicle all no door den can see ppl de naked backside facing u while they shower. wtffffffffffffffffffff.

tried to call dear but reception damn jialat. want to sms also cannot. luck got 3 dollar phone card that they issued us. but got 1 cbk using the phone for so long ididnt get a chance to use it. den 10.0pm liao he still using _|_
KNN. Cursed him and i went back to bunk bed le. cos 10.30pm lights out.

cried at nite cos really miss dear too much too much le..
Eyes tired, went to slp.

Next day at 5.30pm all had to wake up. went for lecture and do simple marching. our mode of transport is either run or march. no such thing as walking. learnt to tie helmet. put the leafy camouflage thingy on top of the helmet. KNN! Put that thing is not anyhow paste glue or scotch-tape one ok! sibeh complicated tying of knots and many many strings. zz. den go do pull-ups b4 we had lunch. Later in the nite called dear. she was in a sad and bad mood. Lucky over le!!

3rd day i got muscle acheon my arms and abs during PT lesson (we were introduced to over 30 types of workouts) tmd. do till ache zzz.

Eat panadol on the 4th day, but doesnt really seemed to help. den i realised need to take 2 tablets after reading the prescription again on the 6th day. ZZZZZZZZZZ.
today we had our first marching drill training! Sgt Mgr was the one who took charge. He divided the 4 platoon into NPCC, NCC, BB, Scouts, Band etc. those who were good in marching was hand-picked by him and i was one of them!!

More than half of them CMI and we took of our clothes and march around. Sweat like hell, but proud.

5th day
Did physical training running around Tekong. 2 click which is also 2km.
Its just jogging. Lucky ah soon gugu trained and encouraged me to run before my NS. that jog is no click at all.
when you are running, most will open mouth to breathe easier. but for me, i use nose. heh.

hope can go e-mart soon. the Sir say can get phone card there. miss dear a lot. Hearing her voice and cheerfulness really lights up my heart!! Muacks~!!

6th day.
Today got go take injection jabs. 3 types.
1) Vaccination against rustiness of metal.
2) For Strong backbone
3) (i forgot wad this is for, but its oral consumption)
got obese ppl walking on the stadium tracks. their songs very power.

got a few clowns in my platoon too. damn sian. xia suay our platoon. do things such as leading the marching timing when they dunn know. den also want to lead the platoon into singing when they dun know the lyrics of the song. WA LAO! omg so pai seh when u march past other platoons or superiors. stupid clowns leh really. cannot tahan. KAY KIANG! anyhow geng. mess up songs = mess up our timing for marching.

7th day
my bunkmates are ok. got 2 chocs, 2 dark chocs. everytime make okes. but one stupid fat choc born in '89 batch everytime: "shut up, f*** you blablabla, his mouth open got vulgarities come out liao and he starts telling other ppl off.

i dun like ppl telling me wad to do when im in the middle of doing something. it breaks my concentration. that freaking clown keep stepping on my tail today. threw something at me. i ignored. threw something at a fren. fren asked me who throwed, i said is the fat choc. (not nice to say who. u never know who might be eavesdropping on my blog.) that fat choc said "shut up la f***er u f*** not happy arblablabla" denhe threw a paper ball at me. knn. want test my patience rite. i almost threw a metal object at his face.

Early morning duroing PT, farting off at PT for cutting his queue cos he wants to be with his choc company. wads the prob man. you get to choose ur seats in NS all the time ar. Noob. i said shuddup la, CBK to him and i ignored him the whole day today.

i know one of these days, we will get into a real fight. theres no avoidance. 17 years old fatso come NS cos fail ur studies rite. wads more with ur attitude, think u cant achieve much in life ba. sad. enough for today. its spoiling my mood.

10th day
1 of the Indians has just gotten wad he deserved! during lunch, a grp of ppl played a trick on him! started taking a couple of chichken wings on te floor, put into a bowl and den whilst he was chatting with another grp of people, they asked him if he wats or not. den he very enthusiasitcally said he wanted and was on the verge of eating it when someone tipped him offsaying that its unclean. dammit. heh. wanyway good one guys.
from then on he stopped making fun of ppl already i think.

Just yesterday on the 24th, Firman gave him the fatso choc 2 punches on the stomach and another 1 at his back cos he made him dulan. woooooooooooo!!! good one firman!

so contented. ahaahaha oh yea, we also went Route march where we had to wear stuffy full-uniform (Smart 4) and wear field vest and helmet. walk for 3km. knn. damn tired. erm we also did our first 2.4km run! i was hopping fr a run at BMTC stadium cos i more used to running at stadium. u know when to sprint u see. But no! we had to run on the outcourse. they say run outside more scenery not so boring. zzz.

den how i know when to chiong for the last part. zzz. this might be the best timing i had. timing not out yet. my record before i came into army was 11min 41sec.

1 sec faster and i can reach a Gold for napfa le. f***.
but here diff. gold timing must be 9min 44sec ad below. wtfffffffffff.

today on 25th we went rifle range and see platoon commanders and sergeants demo on M16s and AR15sguns. hmm early morning wear full-u, vest and helm, long sleeve somemore! (Long 4) sweat like hell. so noob, they fire 2 times but watermelon target bo splatter leh diaos.

den we also went to get our rifles. they say is our wife. so now i got 2 wives! one is called xin hui, the other is called AR15. AHAHAHAHAHA.
very sad today cos tot dear gg to leave me again. whole day gong gong like that. dot know wad im doing.

I luv u sweetheart! Forever~.....

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